So I am sitting up here talking to Shortcake about things.
Hell, I forgot how much of an adventure we actually had back then in a short period of time from the people we were dating and all of us together. All while I was with the thieving monkey bitch and she was with the male big booty judy. lol
I remember the four of us fucking in the adult theater on the top floor in the party room all to ourselves. Well, they fucked. Thieving monkey bitch was on her period so i got some head. Ate Shortcake and got head from her while thieving monkey bitch gave him head. And the infamous pole episode happened up there. Because there was a pole on the stage there along with couches all around the room and stuff with porn playing on a huge theater screen. But the pole episode was when they wanted both of us to get on the stage and dance on the pole. Yeah, the evil, insane, mean, motherfucker is not a bitch, so I didnt do that. But the male big booty judy did it. and they started talking about how round his ass was and smacking it. I was too through.
There was the times that the thieving monkey bitch would get rid of me and I would be going with Shortcake. (there seems to be a pattern with the monkeys when it comes to me) Hell, she reminded me how much I hung out with her or she hung out with me and the thieving monkey bitch. We have gone out eating, to the movies and all. lol damn same things I did with my fellow Road Warrior Ru Ru! *snicker*
Cracking up at her saying that she is just an "asshole" lol. And yeah she always had a mouth on her and says whatever. It was always funny with her semi tall, no ass having self.
Hell, she was the one that started the outstanding fuck fest weekend while the chick dirty red that I was seeing was at the so called female retreat fucking. After telling me how I shouldn't be doing anything all weekend. Hell, she told me and didn't even know she was helping me out. *singing* That is what friends are for. That first night after I dropped the dirty red monkey bitch off at the hotel I went to go eat with ranell and then my secret lover at the time came over to the girl I was staying at house. I fucked her real well. She left with a limp and twist. Saturday I met a pregnant chick for the first time. I tried to fuck her and make her go into labor. She wanted me to stop eating and fucking her because it was too intense. I was enjoying fucking my first preggo girl too much. so I left there and went out to eat again with ranell. Then came back to the house and fucked secret lover again for longer this time until she passed out twice. Pretty good fucking sessions with her even without her having big enough titties and ass. She was good to go. But then again school principals and teachers are some freaky good fucks.
So we are talking it up and reminiscing about our last time at 4th Street deli when I came up there for my wife's 2nd funeral. Still can't believe it has been that long. I thought I saw her one of the times I was in atl after that.
Anyway an asshole and the insane evil bastard are on their way to make your brain shake and quake while you are left in dismay.
lol...I needed a good laugh amid all of this thinking and dealing that I have to do.
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