Tuesday, April 30, 2019

I Wasn't Ready: Definitely Not Shakespeare in the Park


So little one and I took a trip to privilegeville (known to the humans as unc chapel hill.) Yes, I do not like them or duke either.  Her daughter and their group were doing a play. Or what they call 30 plays in 60 minutes. This was going to be interesting.

So buckle up buttercup...

First of all I have been to plenty of plays and they have all happened on a stage. Even when they were in the park.  But there was no stage here. We were basically in a class room in this huge performing arts center in privilegeville.

We go in after I realize they had our names before hand to come to this. They ask for your name and give you a name tag. I didn't bother to look at the name tag. Only to find out they wrote God on mine instead of my name. lol A girl in the audience got chiclet. lol Dammit I cant remember what little one had now.

So they get started and tell us that we will pick the number for each play that we want to see next off the menu.  Woosah, the menu was something else.  you can see for yourself



Ok, so one play had the guy chewing what we found out was nutella and spitting it  out and handing it to people in the audience to eat.  Yup, told you to hold on

The next nutella incident was them rubbing it on their bellies and having someone else lick it off. It look like they were licking shit. lol

The plays mostly were short to try to make it within the time limit but there were plenty that were not.

But the plays seemed depressing and about rape. But it reflected these kids today most definitely. Weed, drugs, liquor and more.

I did find myself wanting to fuck two of the white girls. One was tall but had something about her that said fuck her brains out and tie her up for a senior graduation gift. The other had a nice fat ass for a little white girl. Just wanted to bend her over and fuck her in front of everyone. little one of course was like damn they could be your kids. But I don't have any kids and they legal drinking age so we good. lol

This made me see new stuff. Feel old and confused. And I got my shock and awe on. All the while being appalled that I was in privilegeville.