Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Best Cartoons From the Past

Laff-A-Lympics was the co-headlining segment, with Scooby-Doo, of the package Saturday morning cartoon series Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics, produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions. The show was a spoof of the Olympics and the ABC television series Battle of the Network Stars. It featured 45 Hanna-Barbera characters organized into three teams - The Scooby Doobies, The Yogi Yahooeys and The Really Rottens - which would compete each week for gold, silver and bronze medals. One season of 16 episodes were produced in 1977-78, and eight new episodes combined with reruns for the 1978-79 season as Scooby's All-Stars.

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The sporting competitions that the characters would be called upon to perform in would often be comical and offbeat versions of Olympic sports and scavenger hunts. Each segment took place in a different location somewhere on the planet, including excursions to Africa, Italy, Canada, Washington D.C., and even the North Pole. Each episode was presented in a format similar to an Olympic television broadcast, with hosting/announcing duties and color commentary provided by Snagglepuss from The Yogi Bear Show and Mildew Wolf from the It's the Wolf segments of The Cattanooga Cats (though unlike It's the Wolf, Mildew was no longer voiced by Paul Lynde; he is now voiced by John Stephenson). Non-competing Hanna-Barbera characters such as Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble and Jabberjaw made appearances as guest announcers. Since the show was airing on ABC, Snagglepuss and Mildew wore the then-traditional yellow jackets of ABC Sports announcers.

The Laff-A-Lympics competition was based upon a point system. Various events were worth a certain point total for the first, second, and third place winners (usually 25, 15, and 10 respectively, but the last event usually was worth either double points or a larger point bonus for the winner), and the team that had the most points by the end of the half-hour--usually the Scooby Doobies or Yogi Yahooeys--was declared the winner and received the gold medal. Points could also be subtracted for treachery and sabotage, which were the specialties of the villainous Really Rottens team.

As with most Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoons of the 1970s, the basic plot and theme of each episode was mostly generic and repetitive. The two "good guy" teams, the Scooby Doobies and the Yogi Yahooeys, were good friends and their respective team members gladly helped each other whenever they got into a jam. The Really Rottens, however, always cheated and pulled dirty tricks -- and ultimately they would wind up the losers in most episodes. Much like Dick Dastardly typically the Really Rottens would be just on the verge of winning, before they would make a fatal error at the very end that allowed one of the other two teams to end up at the top. Occasionally, though, the Rottens' cheating technique wouldn't actually be against the rules, with them actually winning in a few episodes (there was even one episode where they won through sheer chance). The final episode, climaxing on the moon, was a three-way tie.

Only one complete season of Laff-A-Lympics episodes were produced, with eight new episodes combined with reruns for the second season of Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (billed as Scooby's All-Stars). When it premiered in the fall of 1977, the series consisted of several segments, including "Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels" (which led off the two-hour program and later was spun off onto its own half-hour show), "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" (both of which featured a small number of newly-produced segments alongside repeated segments from earlier seasons) and the "Laff-A-Lympics" segments themselves. The show resurfaced in 1980 as a half-hour series on its own (sans the "Captain Caveman," "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" cartoons) and titled Scooby's Laff-A-Lympics, and was rerun at various other points during the 1980s on ABC. It has also been frequently re-run in later years as Laff-A-Lympics on USA Cartoon Express, Cartoon Network and Boomerang.

[edit] Teams

[edit] The Scooby Doobies

The Scooby Doobies
The Scooby Doobies

This team drew mainly from the 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, particularly the "mystery-solving" series derived from Scooby-Doo, whose titular character served as team captain. Among its members are:

[edit] The Yogi Yahooeys

This team drew mainly from the 1950s and 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, and is the only team made up completely of anthropomorphic animals. Grape Ape is the only post-1962 character in the line-up. Among its members are:

[edit] The Really Rottens

The Really Rottens
The Really Rottens

This team is made up of villain characters, and, excepting Mumbly, is composed of original characters (though various Dalton Brothers appeared in 1950s and 1960s shorts, these particular three were new). Among its members are:

[edit] Episodes

[edit] Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (1977-78)

  • The Swiss Alps and Tokyo, Japan (September 10, 1977)
    • Events - Downhill Ski Contest, Ice Skating, Toboggan Race, Sumo Wrestling, One-Point Tennis, Baseball Batting Contest
    • Guest stars - Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (105 points)
  • Acapulco and England (September 17, 1977)
    • Events - Cliff Diving, Underwater Relay, Speed Boat Race, Big Ben Tower Climb, Fox Hunt, Skateboard Polo
    • Guest star - Jabberjaw
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (70 points)
  • Florida and China (September 24, 1977)
    • Events - Swamp Buggy Race, Waterski Contest, Auto Track Race, Rickshaw Race, Ping Pong, Gymnastics
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (115 points)
  • The Sahara Desert and Scotland (October 1, 1977)
    • Events - Dune Buggy Race, Fill Up the Oasis Race, Loch Ness Photograph Race, Three Legged Kilt Race
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (70 points)
  • France and Australia (October 8, 1977)
    • Events - Tour de France Bicycle Race, Eiffel Tower Climb, Boomerang Throw, Kangaroo Race
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (120 points)
  • Athens, Greece and the Ozarks (October 15, 1977)
    • Events - Pole Vault, Disco Throw (Discus), Rail Cart Race, Keelboat Race
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (105 points)
  • Italy and Kitty Hawk, North Carolina (October 22, 1977)
    • Events - Motor Scooter Race, Canal Boat Race, Hang Gliding, Skydiving, Hot Air Balloon Race
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (85 points)
  • Egypt and Sherwood Forest (October 29, 1977)
    • Events - Touch the Tip of the Pyramid, Camel Race, Armor Foot Race, Princess Rescue Contest
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)
  • Spain and the Himalayas (November 5, 1977)
    • Events - Bullfight, Gypsy Wagon Race, Hang the Bell on the Abominable Snowman, Climbing Mount Everest
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)
  • India and Israel (November 12, 1977)
    • Events - Tiger Hunt, Elephant Bark Race, Sun Sail Sledding Contest, Reed Boat Race
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (100 points)
  • Africa and San Francisco (November 19, 1977)
    • Events - Jungle Boat Race, Vine Swinging Contest, Rollerskating, Fishing
    • Guest star - Jabberjaw
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (80 points)
  • The Grand Canyon and Ireland (November 26, 1977)
    • Events - Burro Race, Tightrope Race, Catch the Leprechaun, Hole-in-one Golf Tournament
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (135 points)
  • Hawaii and Norway (December 3, 1977)
    • Events - Surfing, Outrigger Race, Viking Longboat Races, Long Jump Wearing Snowshoes
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)
  • North Pole and Tahiti (December 10, 1977)
    • Events - Dog Sled Races, Igloo Building Contest, Around the Reef Paddleboat Race, Sandcastle Building Contest
    • Guest stars - Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (120 points)
  • Arizona and Holland (December 17, 1977)
    • Events - Wild Bronc Riding Contest, Steer Roping, Windmill Riding contest, Dyke Building Contest
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (75 points)
  • Quebec and Baghdad (December 24, 1977)
    • Events - Lacrosse Batting, Canadian Tree Cutting, Flying Carpet Races, Magic Rope Climbing
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (65 points)

[edit] Scooby's All-Stars (1978-79)

  • Russia and the Caribbean (September 9, 1978)
    • Events - Siberian Moose Marathon, Dancing Race Through Moscow, Porpoise Race, Bluebeard's Treasure Hunt
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (100 points)
  • New York and Turkey (September 16, 1978)
    • Events - Hansom Carriage Race, Crown the Statue of Liberty, Unicycle Race, Swimming Relay Race
    • Winners - The Really Rottens (75 points)
  • South America and Transylvania (September 23, 1978)
    • Events - Bull Lasso Contest, Rubber Raft Race, Spooky Scavenger Hunt, Log Roll Race
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (90 points)
  • French Riviera and New Zealand (September 30, 1978)
    • Events - Soapbox Derby, Free Flight Kite Contest, Ostrich Race, Mud Puddle Tug-of-War
    • Guest star - Fred Flintstone
    • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)
  • New Orleans and Atlantis (October 7, 1978)
    • Events - Antique Aircraft Distance Race, Chinese Dragon Race, Sea Horse Race, Mermaid Rescue
    • Guest star - Jabberjaw
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (70 points)
  • Morocco and Washington, D.C. (October 14, 1978)
    • Events - Roller Scooter Race, Sand Chariot Race, Rally Race, Marine Corp. Obstacle Course
    • Winners - The Really Rottens (75 points)
  • Canada and Warsaw, Poland (October 21, 1978)
    • Events - Get Your Man Contest, Dog Sled Race, Freestyle Pole Vault, Pogostick Race
    • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (85 points)
  • Siam and the Moon (October 28, 1978)
    • Events - Siamese Sampan Race, 3-Way Soccer, Rocket Race, Moon Foot Race
    • Winners - For the last episode, all three teams win (80 points)

Overall standings: The Scooby Doobies 14 wins, The Yogi Yahooeys 7 wins, The Really Rottens 2 wins and 1 three way tie.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

My Very First Book....

I have to say thank you to my gurl Niarotica for coming up with this idea and doing so much work to make this happen.

That's right Chocolatezeus' first book has just come to life today. Come on and enjoy heated, ridiculous erotica from the minds of the Mango sensation (Niarotica) and the Chocolate one (Me..LOL). You will be set afire and inspired to do something TRULY adult.

http://www.lulu.com/content/1172386


*tell your friends. Get some as a gift and inspiration for those you know*

IT'S HOT!!!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Revelations


It came to past
that our relationship didn't last
that we out grew our desires

now here we are
in the aftermath
the rapture of what happened

no longer feeling anything
a mirror to understanding

leveled against realizations
came the

Revelations

though we were meant to be
that things lead another way
A path that crippled the rest of things

Revelations
came and showed us
reality

understanding
that we were ending


from the chocolatezeus collection 9/4/07 (c)

Monday, June 25, 2007

Beginning of Celebrating

The week begins and already there is some interesting things going on.

A call I that shocked me because I don't speak to them any more.

Situations that popped up and I have to deal with and answer for.

But I am glad to be going. Getting out of here for a moment just to breathe and make things happen.

Going to try and celebrate my birthday nicely and with a smile on my face.


For next year is almost upon me. And then things will be


Grrrreeatttt!!!!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Our Collab

What Our Love Made

Banging my head against the wall

Tortured by my thoughts of you

Thinking of promises you made to me

You told me that I held your heart

That no other love compared

But I guess people change

A painful realization

As I stand in this empty domicile

That we once shared

Never thought that one day

The decisions of my selfish heart

Would come back to haunt me

Taunt me

The sneers and jeers I hear

Coming from within me

I realize my mistakes now

Hurting because it’s too late

To rectify them or your heart

Rubbing my protruding belly

The seed created by our love

The same love I tarnished

Regret is piercing me

My belly reminding me

Shame is killing me

Won’t you come back to me

I fought so hard
To make my First Born
Give Big Ma something to be proud of

I walked the walk
Always was careful
Seeking the One

Came along and gave my love
My seed permeated everything
Knowing the need to feel everything
To give you what you wanted
without a doubt
no second thinking

Love will never leave
Just want you to be happy
For you to have all that you want and need
Bring something lovely to your life today

I felt your pain
Your need to dispell the barren thinking
Relieve that fight in your mind
That less of a woman thing

Dispelled now is where you are at
Ready to take care of
Love our blessing

Rubbing your belly
Kissing our child's head
feeling the beating of his movement

Mother and Father
no matter what the cost
the situational loss

Loving our product
the love of our loins
Joined by Love's tone

I hear you
don't worry you will never be alone

‘Tis true

For you have dispelled all doubt

Life flows through me

Like a river

Mother and Father we will be

But I want to do this right

You and me

Husband and wife

GOD made this happen for a reason

If this barren field can bloom

Then so can our Love

I have shed myself of my past

I admit it once was a lifeline

That my selfish heart refused to let go

It was the obstacle that kept us apart

The thing that made you walk away

In an effort to help me maintain a happiness

That you never realized I only

Found with you

So I stand before thee

Soul naked and bare

Free from anomaly

This is HIS will

We were meant to be

His will
His Gift
Gifted to us like this
So precious

Yet I cannot lie and say
That this blessing may be in a way that
Will embrace and save your situation

I am an instrument
To bring to your life
Something that you have missed
The only gift to you I could truly give

Our love is pregnant
and will never give birth
for it is eternally seeded

Our child will always be
The fusion of our loving union

Just tell me
Will this fulfill what you want
Do not attempt to replace what you have now
If you have not gave up it's loving

For I will support you no matter what
My love is unconditional
constantly brewing
for you to sup upon and drink


my love for you is the
shhhhhhh

Replacement is not an intention of mine

There is nothing to replace

I am free from the complacent

Life I once lived

Leaving me fully free

To give the love you desire

So let us be

The family that HE intended us to be

Won’t you take my hand…

Holding your hand
I don't doubt your decision
Your conviction
But I know that my love is
More than my own selfishness

With that let us journey
Make the best for our baby
Love's defining
We will give our best

Our Baby's Loves
Deafening caress
As we show nothing less

A Chocolatezeus/Wetkisses collab 6/16/07 ©

Watching The Past

I sat and remembered today. I remember everyday something from the past normally. But lately I have allowed myself to truely analyze what has happened.

My life has turned again and again. Led through moments of failure and times of edification.

I watched love go away. Or at least it did for those that I was with. Letting friends go due to there non commitence to what we were supposed to have.

I found what I needed unexpectantly. Shocked as I was, it made me incredibly happy.

I am happy to have closed chapters in my life that were destroying me.

Now I am just chilling

allowing blessings to unfold and learning to come to be.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Temperature Check Collection


Lovelessness

When did it come to the point where I felt nothing

Did I reach a crossroads

One that I never passed

Locked here to a point

Lagging times past

The fire and passion

Burned brighter than

The supernova of the sun

Long gone

Replaced by steady thoughts

Removed feelings

Business like musings

For the good of everything

Chances removed

Standard issue

Maintaining less vulnerability

Living life in a shell

Protected from

Dangerous swelling

Loss of more of everything

Who would have thought

I lost that loving feeling

That the well would dry up

It did

Leaving me complacent

Watch me keep it all in range

Stay to the course

No deviation

Trained monkey on a string

No more maiming and stabbing

Blood entrails

Mine to be had and witnessed

Instead here I am

Nice and bland

Safety in mind

Is it wrong to

Not live life

Like you are on fire

A desire burning bright inside

Withering complacency to a

Funeral pyre

Yet there is no loss

When you give not your all

Leaving everything to a formula

Equation to understand it all

You can’t fail

When you don’t take a chance

Allow things to build and blossom

Instead of planning a net

So nothing will apparently fail

You can’t fail

Or have you already failed

Because there is nothing there

From the Chocolatezeus collection 4/21/07 ©

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Them Against Us

Inspired by Akon's Song.

Something that realy is a factor in relationships today unfortunately.





Nobody Wants Us To Be Together

Our paths have crossed
Timelines have brought us to this section in time
Crushing blows have been dealt and felt

I know the love you have for me
Even through the dark times I could see
You supported me, brought things for me
Still I was lost in you
Needing my Only Thing

The fights and devastation fully documented
My lament is in
That any of it ever happened
Still I know that we were meant

We are more than just the bad
The good is what we also have had
The trips where we smiled and laughed
The moments where we experienced life’s quietness

No one else was there
There were no eyes but our own to share
The things that have made us bond together and be

Others can say anything
Believe what they believe
Regardless
I love you
And you love me

The scars, bruises and wounds we both have upon us
Our lives affected more than can be truly said
Both of us wondering why did love have to kill us that way
Now the fears and loss of emotions grip our fate
Along with what others will have to say

Friends and those close should support and say their peace
Why do we have to beware of their grief
Why would they leave if they truly were your peeps
Still I support what you feel and believe

No one wants us to be
The hatred and disparity
Attacks and comments from those that know nothing
They called you bitch and me the player
From what they thought I said and meant
From what you told them about what happened

The women that came to you
Telling stories attempt to compare themselves to you
Jealousy in moments that made up me and you
There is power in what we shared between us two

They fear what we have
Fear of a power of two beings
Living in each others lives
Encased in being
Just being

A loving

Couple

Two people that have chosen to
Love, honor and cherish each other
Regardless of all that is in this world

Making it work
Making it mean more than just
A moment in time
Devoid feelings of the heart

Instead we will shine
The example of what they deny
Embracing the rocky and good times
Dedicated to our own vibes

They can deny
Even cause strife to make us fuss and fight
Bring back all that happened

Our choices still remain

To do our own thing
Bless ourselves with a true loving relationship

Or

Succumb to the fact that


NOBODY WANTS US TO BE TOGETHER




From the Chocolatezeus collection 3/6/07 ©

Sunday, January 28, 2007

The Assault on Lives




A Bridge Too Far

Reminders like the Normandy invasion
Wave after wave
Forces of nature have made us slaves
To its wants and ways

Frost bitten cold shakes
Complete unrelenting mistakes
Lead to that slaughter of the innocent
As we wage our battle so magnificent

Still it was not our intent
To destroy so many innocents
Even the reason of our battle
Was far from its intent

We sought to join together
To make a bond that meant forever
Allies to one another
Instead of the hatred that we brought upon us

Now that the world war has passed
We come to a place
A treaty signed and sealed
Delivering something that others won’t
Understand, feel or yield

Yet we have come too far
In this journey to turn back now
Crossing bridges that were burning
Demolition charged

Now we have crossed

That Bridge Too Far

Let us take a journey
To a new start

From the Chocolatezeus collection 1/28/07 ©

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Reminded of Good Times




Knowing Good

The question came
Do you speak good of me
Or is everything always negativity
For that is all I see

I knew the answer
With strength
Though there was no denying
The catastrophes
Left horrific tastes on the minds

Standing in the aftermaths
Bloodies, battered
Complete wrecks of humanity
Stained by actions and emotional taints

Yes I remember
What others can’t

You blessing me
How you blessed me with
A roof over my head
And a bed to lay my head at
Food to keep me fed

Even when you were emotionless
Or an emotional wreck
You showed a loving affect
Your caring effect
Gave me things
That I could never expect

I am encased in many regrets
Memories that darken the past
Never forget
All that happened
Caught in a deep seeded traction
Retraction and reversion is what I am after

Alas that won’t be happening
It simply time to live on
Change everything to a positive plane
Ask for your forgiveness
Hope you understand how my love is this way
That it was simply insane
Caught in its caged misunderstanding

You were good to me
Even when I refused to see
To fight through being angry
Dejected shouldn’t have mattered to me

I gave no chances to what could be
Simply devoured by uncertainty
As you gave me many things
Clouded I couldn’t believe
Fought you every step of the way

So what good things were there to see
You loved me
Gave romance to me that I needed
Whisked me away to new things
Companionship that was unbelieved

You
My comforting relief
Good things could never explain
What you mean to me
The things that link us together
Even in pain

The list goes on
Good things no, no bounds
Just know that I know the good that was done


From the Chocolatezeus collection 1/27/07 ©

Tuesday, January 23, 2007




You Don’t See?

Can’t you see
That beauty that you are
My compliments are not unbound
I pay homage to your beauty
Because it is the truth without a doubt

There is no lie coming from my mouth
I don’t have to say it to get your body
My mind already got it

Look into the mirror and see
Let go of your insecurities
Enjoy the Aphrodite beauty you see
Not the things that have been told maliciously

Only you can believe
The luscious queen that you be
Otherwise denying compliments given freely

My eyes and mind agree
That your sexy
Your beauty true belief
Sultry subtlety
No false make up needs

Beauty runs shallow and deep
Hands down you get them beat
Just let your spirit free
And you will be able to finally believe
What I already have seen
That you are the one and only
True Beauty Queen


From the Chocolatezeus collection 1/22/07 ©

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Cycle


Round and Round


Time has taken
Rearranged everything
Taken life
Breathed birth
Into our lives

Belonging to
Neither you or I
Simply a part of our lives

Still here we find
A circle reached
Cycle come full presence
Bringing us back to
Just you and me

Is this fate
Some kind of torturous mistake
Or this is something
We manufactured
To seek our own comforting

What turn will we take
Can we immerse ourselves fully
Into what we feel and believe

The question
Our coming actions
The answers we need



From the Chocolatezeus collection 1/11/07 ©