They Call Me...RETURN TO SENDER

I had a damn time laughing at Ru last night. We discussed things going on and issues and our positions. And then we talked about my adventures together back in Houston. And then I realized it translated to another relation I had.

Why do they call me Return to Sender?

Well, it is because females have a hard tine dealing with me. And they tend to fight, take flight or try to give me off to someone. lol And giving me off to someone is where this conversation was at.

Ru and I met through me dating the retarded monkey bitch in houston. When me and the bitch were swinging I met Ru. And when the monkey bitch started acting crazy and shady she started putting me off on Ru. Telling her to take me with her or asking her to come get me. I guess she thought she was doing something to me. Silly monkey bitch, your tricks are for idiots! Ru and I became close and had a great time.

Ru and I had such a great time that we became close. That is why we are Road Warriors now. Best example of this was when the retarded monkey bitch had Ru come get me so she could violate her rules. And Ru and I hit the swing party and had a damn good time. And that night ran into the next day. Where we ended up partying at people's house until late that day. I didn't come back until that sunday evening. And the retarded monkey bitch was in her feelings and wondering where we had been. lmao

But let me drop another example.

When I was dating the thieving monkey bitch she got in her attitude and would send me off to hang out with shortcakes. Putting me off on her. Only to manufacture a wonderful relationship between shortcakes and I. Plenty of adventures and great times.

So...

These two showed that they needed to give me to someone else so they can have a break, do whatever and all that. lol As Ru said, I would get dropped off to other females with a nice red bow around my neck. lol

Yeah, that;s my Ruthie!

And yes females really do have them issues with me and be ready to send me off and then react crazy afterwards.

So enjoy your night and entertainment. lol