Saturday, December 19, 2015

And Yes...This is a Star Wars Spoiler Post

Ok this is a spoiler so if you can't read then it is not my fault.

If I was someone that wasn't a fan of the movie I would enjoy it. It has a lot of action, some familiar faces and names. New characters and plenty of technical details.  Something for everyone to enjoy throughout the movie.

ok now as a Star Wars fan

that was some fucked up shit!

I mean we start off with characters that we don't know about and are not in the star wars universe originally. That is fine. But we really don't get any backstory on anyone except the black storm trooper finn. And they still didn't explain to us how they decided to start snatching children to be grown into storm troopers. The scavenger girl rey's story was even more vague than that. All we know is that she has force skills that are apparently naturally strong. So strong that she saw the connection of everything when she touched luke and vader's old light saber.  And then there is the poe pilot guy. umm we still have no idea about him other than he is their ace pilot and talks brashly during battles. hell, let's be real all the damn time.

Now I have read a bunch of star wars books. So I am pissed off at how they made han and leia solo's son a weak ass sith. Yeah he is at least on the darkside. But we don't really know what happened to turn him. Besides a mention of Luke skywalker and something going wrong at the academy he had before he dissapeared on sabatical. And the fact that kylo ren was han's son at least was a twist at first. But he looked too damn pretty play a sith lord.

Then to top all of this madness off you kill Han Solo. The one that looked the best from the original movies! Come on now.

Now the star fighter scenes were great. especially the precision strikes on the ground around han and chewie. They did well on those. the attack on the star killer was the re enactment of the attack on the death star. so that was recycled it seemed.

And we saw absolutely nothing of this captain phantasma chick who is supposed to be the head of the stormtroopers. wth

and all we get of luke skywalker is seeing him standing at the top of a mountain at the very end of the movie. Woosah

yeah this was still not as good as the episode 4 through 6

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