sI dont know what is going on lately. It just seems that being out in town lately just keeps spawning comedic episodes.
The first was the "I hate people shirt" episode. This is the time with the girl whose boyfriend commented on the shirt that mvp had sent me. Wondering if I just hated white people since the letters were white and that shirt was black. This led to his girl coming out and being upset that I hated people and needed to convert me. It was her 21st birthday and obviously she was drunk. So she stood next to me to begin trying to convert me for at least 25 minutes. Telling me how she is a nurse and she loves everyone. She is hugging me and all over me. I am just like wtf and laughing. Then she wants a picture with me so her boyfriend is taking the picture of her hugged up with me. And he is telling me to look down her little cleavage and stuff.
Next was the tall chick the second time at the triangle lounge. She sees my cigar in the ashtray and says "so who left their big black dick on the table?" I respond that was me and ask her if she is ready to stroke and caress it. She mumbled something and then shortly there after went into the bar. I just laughed because she wasn't ready. My boy is too busy laughing and hollering whore.
Then we have last night at fire and spice. The usual thursday spot. We are chilling and smoking cigars outside. So this chick that is either married to or dating this guy named joe that is normally there. She saw my Mr Wolf tattoo and started talking to me, asking why I am called Mr Wolf and calling me Mr Wolf from then on. She had been drinking and was probably drunk. But it seemed like she was semi flirting. She is cute and I told her so. And she called me cute as I was leaving. I just laughed and went to the benz.
So more entries in the life unscripted adventures. I am still laughing and they want to take me back to the triangle lounge for more adventure and laughter. lol
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