Sweet Revenge
Seen the future
Makes you furious
I wouldn’t die at your command
My life better than
What you had
No time to play
Blew your old dust away
Moved on to better things
Found someone that can’t
Be compared to
She don’t have to call anyone
To run a comparison check
You already knows she is the shit
True love became mine
Not the fake chalice of
Your big and little lies
Got the real thing
Now I am riding high
Dining and drinking fine
Your envy is felt
Called yourself
Destroying my wealth
You can never take away
What you don’t have
I look back and laugh
Had some good times
Gave me subject matter for
Chocolatezeus chronicles
Extending the entertainment given
Running from me
Scared of your shadow bleeding
How you missed what I gave you
When you became a flash in the pan
Monkey ass bitches
Calling the police
Putting me out on the street
Trying to attack me
You wanted to destroy me
I am still here baby
Doing better than I could have been
King of the hill
Oh and I got the real deal
Queen
No more low self esteem
Cowardly calling to find out your nothing
Knowing you are a weak black woman
The reject of the bunch
True women stand up
You showed your pepe le pew
Yellow stripe
Run bitch run
Getting married
The thing you claimed to be ready
Looking at you as once again
Another man you dated
Married after you to someone else
Hiding from me
Thinking that you still have meaning
Your dead to me
I just want to kill you for violating
Stealing monkey bitches
From the red and white crew
Bring your bitches with you
Pull the rest of your hair out
Trying to find a way to
Bring the real woman out of you
Bitches came at me
Wanting, needing to destroy me
Still I weathered their storms
Grew even stronger
Tried to kill me
Take it all from me
Never saw the forecast
For the forever and after forecast is
I am well and alive
I won’t die
It makes you boil inside
Killing what ever little pride you hide
As I dance and smile
Wear my ring and ride
The Sweet Revenge is mine
Bitches!!!!!!!
From the chocolatezeus collection
Offending Everything
Everything
Swirling patterns of things
Tornado up lifts ravishing
Sucking
Gnashing of teeth
They can’t stand me
I relish in it
The feeling of disenchantment
General issue
Standard
Breathing in
Their feelings and emotions
Content on their malcontent
At times
A driven accoutrement
Other times testament to
Being an individual and different
Being outside the pack
Sparks a huge amount of
Animosity to vent
For when you don’t
Conform and go their way
They rise up to
Usurp your independence
Seeking you to fall in line
Prevail on the expedition
Of killing the individualistic
Caustic representations
Of drone and automatic situations
As if we were artificial life forms
Run of the mill
The norm
I can’t
I won’t
Continue to break the mold
Destroy the grain
Stain the pristine character
Of your disillusionment
I am here
To offend
From the chocolatezeus collection 3/5/08 ©
Laff-A-Lympics was the co-headlining segment, with Scooby-Doo, of the package Saturday morning cartoon series Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics, produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions. The show was a spoof of the Olympics and the ABC television series Battle of the Network Stars. It featured 45 Hanna-Barbera characters organized into three teams - The Scooby Doobies, The Yogi Yahooeys and The Really Rottens - which would compete each week for gold, silver and bronze medals. One season of 16 episodes were produced in 1977-78, and eight new episodes combined with reruns for the 1978-79 season as Scooby's All-Stars.
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The sporting competitions that the characters would be called upon to perform in would often be comical and offbeat versions of Olympic sports and scavenger hunts. Each segment took place in a different location somewhere on the planet, including excursions to Africa, Italy, Canada, Washington D.C., and even the North Pole. Each episode was presented in a format similar to an Olympic television broadcast, with hosting/announcing duties and color commentary provided by Snagglepuss from The Yogi Bear Show and Mildew Wolf from the It's the Wolf segments of The Cattanooga Cats (though unlike It's the Wolf, Mildew was no longer voiced by Paul Lynde; he is now voiced by John Stephenson). Non-competing Hanna-Barbera characters such as Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble and Jabberjaw made appearances as guest announcers. Since the show was airing on ABC, Snagglepuss and Mildew wore the then-traditional yellow jackets of ABC Sports announcers.
The Laff-A-Lympics competition was based upon a point system. Various events were worth a certain point total for the first, second, and third place winners (usually 25, 15, and 10 respectively, but the last event usually was worth either double points or a larger point bonus for the winner), and the team that had the most points by the end of the half-hour--usually the Scooby Doobies or Yogi Yahooeys--was declared the winner and received the gold medal. Points could also be subtracted for treachery and sabotage, which were the specialties of the villainous Really Rottens team.
As with most Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoons of the 1970s, the basic plot and theme of each episode was mostly generic and repetitive. The two "good guy" teams, the Scooby Doobies and the Yogi Yahooeys, were good friends and their respective team members gladly helped each other whenever they got into a jam. The Really Rottens, however, always cheated and pulled dirty tricks -- and ultimately they would wind up the losers in most episodes. Much like Dick Dastardly typically the Really Rottens would be just on the verge of winning, before they would make a fatal error at the very end that allowed one of the other two teams to end up at the top. Occasionally, though, the Rottens' cheating technique wouldn't actually be against the rules, with them actually winning in a few episodes (there was even one episode where they won through sheer chance). The final episode, climaxing on the moon, was a three-way tie.
Only one complete season of Laff-A-Lympics episodes were produced, with eight new episodes combined with reruns for the second season of Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (billed as Scooby's All-Stars). When it premiered in the fall of 1977, the series consisted of several segments, including "Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels" (which led off the two-hour program and later was spun off onto its own half-hour show), "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" (both of which featured a small number of newly-produced segments alongside repeated segments from earlier seasons) and the "Laff-A-Lympics" segments themselves. The show resurfaced in 1980 as a half-hour series on its own (sans the "Captain Caveman," "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" cartoons) and titled Scooby's Laff-A-Lympics, and was rerun at various other points during the 1980s on ABC. It has also been frequently re-run in later years as Laff-A-Lympics on USA Cartoon Express, Cartoon Network and Boomerang.
This team drew mainly from the 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, particularly the "mystery-solving" series derived from Scooby-Doo, whose titular character served as team captain. Among its members are:
This team drew mainly from the 1950s and 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, and is the only team made up completely of anthropomorphic animals. Grape Ape is the only post-1962 character in the line-up. Among its members are:
This team is made up of villain characters, and, excepting Mumbly, is composed of original characters (though various Dalton Brothers appeared in 1950s and 1960s shorts, these particular three were new). Among its members are:
Overall standings: The Scooby Doobies 14 wins, The Yogi Yahooeys 7 wins, The Really Rottens 2 wins and 1 three way tie.
