ACS Inc. The Worst Fucking Place Ever

I worked at this worthless place. Held on to to workign there way longer than I should have.

I should have left there a month ahead of time. when everyone else started quitting. hell these motherfuckers took our lunches and breaks from us. Gave us two slices of pizza and that was it and we had to stay at our desks.

Call volume was down until they send people home and the rest of us have to take the calls that came in after they left.

Then this cracker bitch decides she wants to get loud with me when I am doing my job and about being 5 inutes late from break. Fuck that hoe and her fucking bitch husband if the panty wearing punk has something to say. This sherri mcclannahan bitch can suck my dick since the cracker is scared of black men.

This organization is a sack of lying bullshit.

Their sprint campaign is not even paying their workers. the spanish people walked out.

They make all thsi money and can't even support the people they employee.

They claim to train you then contradict all their training and stuff with bullshit.

Lies occur constantly. Especially when they lay you off, fire you or whatever lie they want to claim.

And the funniest thing is they contacted a guy that I was in class with and had already quit to ask what I spoke to him about concerning this bullshit with this company. These motherfuckers found his number on file with the compnay and called him about a general convo that was made on facebook.

fuck ACS aka applied computer services aka bullshit Inc

fuck that cracka bitch sherri mcclanna bitch

And if you work there keep your gun and knife on you because barnie fife and the rest of the bitchs will have you in trouble. Protect yourself

Laughing at Women past

Its funny how when I was there and doing everything I could to make them happy and show my desire for them that they took me for granted.

Monkey ass big head basically said I was the bane of her existence and caused her untold pain and despair. But she dated someone that really, really was in the lifestyle after me. I guess it didn't help that I got married after dealing with her like all the other guys she dated.

Crazy ass got herself a boyfriend or friend as she calls him half the time. I shake my head and have to laugh. Hell, she got him because she wanted something to do. Like so many women she conned herself into a replacement for what she wanted and needed. Settled for whatever basically as usual. She never stepped up to the plate and made excuses with me. But now she got her friend she goes places, buys things and does things for him. Funny to me. When I was sticking my neck out and everything, I wasn't getting nothing near that.

EC ex hits me up once in a while on messenger. Married to the muthafucka I will kill along with the tx monkey bitch if I ever cross paths with them again. How do you stay with someone you know is with others and you haven't had sex with him in years. That is just ludicrous to me.

And the rest are too ashamed and know that they fucked it all up. Theiving bitch and all.

The idiosyncracies of the past.

Still laughing.

The Joke of the Strong Independent Woman

You here chicks constantly claim how they are such a strong independent woman. Most of the time its a black woman unfortunately.

Lets be for real.
If they really were a strong independent woman then they wouldn't have to announce it. Or constantly reiterate it.

The chicks that do this are fooling themselves.
We have all met these monkeys. Trying to prove themselves to you as well as themselves. Spurred on by songs by Heyonce and other monkeys. They adopt the musical hooks as war crys and keep the facade going on.

The same ones that complain that men are scared of them because of their jobs, money, power and influence. That is straight bullshit. These monkey bitches don't have a personality or poise to find a man. That is the real deal.

Looking Back at LovingLife

It was funny when I looked at how shady she was.

How she tried to claim this and that about me.

Now she is all into monogamy. Hilarious.

Angry because she wouldn't step up to the plate and be woman enough to get what she wanted.

Now I look at it and say thank you. Because obviously she wasn't and isn't ready for anything.

Funny how love makes things happen.

She was always so busy trying to be the savior for everyone else. But she couldnt' save herself. Decided on a boyfriend basically to have something to do since she didn't have me her way. And she got what she wanted. Sometimes she calls him her boyfriend, other times friend. That pretty much sums it up.

But hey people do their own thing.

Just realized a long time ago. Without trust there is nothing. So there was nothing anymore.

Can't give up all of yourself when the other side is sitting behind their glass taking and not wanting to give up any of themselves.

just hilarious.

WTH?

Now white women have always been skinny and not that shapely. So what the hell is in the food and water that has them looking like black women?

Everyday I look while I am out and see white women with round asses more and more. Now I know Ice T has his girl Coco. And she fine. But all these chicks can't have had surgery and stuff to look like this.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Many women excel at this annoying trait. The ability to be stupid and not learn from the retarded things they do. many times we need to just punch them into opening their eyes and mind.

The keys:

• be your damn self and no one else
• learn from the mistakes instead of continuing them
• stop blaming anyone other than you
• your girlfriends, family and others don't care about you like that
• make your own decisions

If you are going to try to get to know and date someone then leave your dumb ass drama and people where they are at to have a chance. If you want to fuck them then do it and be safe about it. If not then don't play games. Don't listen to the retarded monkeys that tell you to make a man work for it. This will always cause you to be looking stupid.

If you can't handle your own finances and business? Why would you think that some man is going to take care of your worthless ass? Looking for someone to rescue you when you have nothing to offer or are able to do.

But the thing that is really stupid is that you be there for a bitch and she got to act all damn simple. Wanting to tell you about how you say things, what you say and what you have done. What the fuck is her issue? Its that she is insecure in able to being her damn self. Defined and controlled by everyone else.

Especially these chicks that have been married and think that they need to take their marriage failure out on men and everyone else.

Not use to a man being a man. Only able to deal with someone that is going fuck up their ass.

Tell you what.

Help us all out and

as you people say


KICK ROCKS!!!

JR's...Damn!

Simi, Twin and I hit up this hole in the wall spot called JR's on the west side of the atl. I think off bankhead.

Place was cool. We chilled and drank and danced to some music. The dj played a damn good selection.

I knew I was getting old when I had to ask Simi what the hell was being said in the songs. I just dance and enjoy the beat for the most part anyway. LOL

But damn how in the hell do you have a club and tell people they can't give lap dances? Twin was giving Simi a lap dance and the guy stopped her saying she couldn't do that. I am looking like that is crazy considering the area we are in. And he said she couldn't dance on or near the floor on the dance floor either.

Well damn. everyone in there was over thirty so what in the hell?

There were my type of women in there too. Very sexy real tall light skinned chick. And some other chicks caught my eye. Even the thick thick with the really big ass and low self esteem. Simi was like how do you know she has low self esteem? I pointed to the chick as she danced and all she said was "oh". I have come to be able to spot them easier these days now.

Twin ended up being nice and tore up drunk. She was dancing with these two ghetto chicks all over each other and together. One misshappened chick with the weird half shoulder shirt and the gray draws with pants that were too tight hanging up under her belly. I was just laughing and cracking up.

To the Fake Bitches

You know who you are. All mouth about anything and everything and still don't know what is going on. I dated enough of these to know the professionals. LMAO

for you I say this
Sitting upon thrones of bullshit holding onto selfish ignorance cresting in butane like thinking airheads of the utmost importance float on in the guise of being someone nosey, wannabe monkey ass queens with tinsel crowns your pedestal ground into your feeding troughs you are a present to more episodes on lifetime oxygen and we bitter silly ass estrogen excuses womanhood missed you all thankgoodness




You bitches running around thinking your pussy is gold and you got men sewed up. Are funny to me. Pussy doesn't rule the world.

For the Celibate tricks. Don't act like you are the shit and your are not fucking. Your not doing anything so you are not any type of sexual anything.

Big head know it all monkeys. Get a grip you don't control anything. As you use your so called knowledge to try to make everyone else fall prey to your naivete.

Nosey bitches need to get a grip. In everyone else's business because they dont' have a life to live. Scared of their own shadow and finding out who they really are


and that folks is today's PSA

Enjoy!

Sweet Sweet Revenge

Sweet Revenge

Seen the future

Makes you furious

I wouldn’t die at your command

My life better than

What you had

No time to play

Blew your old dust away

Moved on to better things

Found someone that can’t

Be compared to

She don’t have to call anyone

To run a comparison check

You already knows she is the shit

True love became mine

Not the fake chalice of

Your big and little lies

Got the real thing

Now I am riding high

Dining and drinking fine

Your envy is felt

Called yourself

Destroying my wealth

You can never take away

What you don’t have

I look back and laugh

Had some good times

Gave me subject matter for

Chocolatezeus chronicles

Extending the entertainment given

Running from me

Scared of your shadow bleeding

How you missed what I gave you

When you became a flash in the pan

Monkey ass bitches

Calling the police

Putting me out on the street

Trying to attack me

You wanted to destroy me

I am still here baby

Doing better than I could have been

King of the hill

Oh and I got the real deal

Queen

No more low self esteem

Cowardly calling to find out your nothing

Knowing you are a weak black woman

The reject of the bunch

True women stand up

You showed your pepe le pew

Yellow stripe

Run bitch run

Getting married

The thing you claimed to be ready

Looking at you as once again

Another man you dated

Married after you to someone else

Hiding from me

Thinking that you still have meaning

Your dead to me

I just want to kill you for violating

Stealing monkey bitches

From the red and white crew

Bring your bitches with you

Pull the rest of your hair out

Trying to find a way to

Bring the real woman out of you

Bitches came at me

Wanting, needing to destroy me

Still I weathered their storms

Grew even stronger

Tried to kill me

Take it all from me

Never saw the forecast

For the forever and after forecast is

I am well and alive

I won’t die

It makes you boil inside

Killing what ever little pride you hide

As I dance and smile

Wear my ring and ride

The Sweet Revenge is mine

Bitches!!!!!!!

From the chocolatezeus collection 4/10/08 ©

Offending Everything

Offending Everything

Everything

Swirling patterns of things

Tornado up lifts ravishing

Sucking

Gnashing of teeth

They can’t stand me

I relish in it

The feeling of disenchantment

General issue

Standard

Breathing in

Their feelings and emotions

Content on their malcontent

At times

A driven accoutrement

Other times testament to

Being an individual and different

Being outside the pack

Sparks a huge amount of

Animosity to vent

For when you don’t

Conform and go their way

They rise up to

Usurp your independence

Seeking you to fall in line

Prevail on the expedition

Of killing the individualistic

Caustic representations

Of drone and automatic situations

As if we were artificial life forms

Run of the mill

The norm

I can’t

I won’t

Continue to break the mold

Destroy the grain

Stain the pristine character

Of your disillusionment

I am here

To offend

From the chocolatezeus collection 3/5/08 ©

The Best Cartoons From the Past

Laff-A-Lympics was the co-headlining segment, with Scooby-Doo, of the package Saturday morning cartoon series Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics, produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions. The show was a spoof of the Olympics and the ABC television series Battle of the Network Stars. It featured 45 Hanna-Barbera characters organized into three teams - The Scooby Doobies, The Yogi Yahooeys and The Really Rottens - which would compete each week for gold, silver and bronze medals. One season of 16 episodes were produced in 1977-78, and eight new episodes combined with reruns for the 1978-79 season as Scooby's All-Stars.

Contents [hide] 1 Format 2 Teams 2.1 The Scooby Doobies 2.2 The Yogi Yahooeys 2.3 The Really Rottens 3 Episodes 3.1 Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (1977-78) 3.2 Scooby's All-Stars (1978-79) 4 Other media 5 External links

[edit] Format

The sporting competitions that the characters would be called upon to perform in would often be comical and offbeat versions of Olympic sports and scavenger hunts. Each segment took place in a different location somewhere on the planet, including excursions to Africa, Italy, Canada, Washington D.C., and even the North Pole. Each episode was presented in a format similar to an Olympic television broadcast, with hosting/announcing duties and color commentary provided by Snagglepuss from The Yogi Bear Show and Mildew Wolf from the It's the Wolf segments of The Cattanooga Cats (though unlike It's the Wolf, Mildew was no longer voiced by Paul Lynde; he is now voiced by John Stephenson). Non-competing Hanna-Barbera characters such as Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble and Jabberjaw made appearances as guest announcers. Since the show was airing on ABC, Snagglepuss and Mildew wore the then-traditional yellow jackets of ABC Sports announcers.

The Laff-A-Lympics competition was based upon a point system. Various events were worth a certain point total for the first, second, and third place winners (usually 25, 15, and 10 respectively, but the last event usually was worth either double points or a larger point bonus for the winner), and the team that had the most points by the end of the half-hour--usually the Scooby Doobies or Yogi Yahooeys--was declared the winner and received the gold medal. Points could also be subtracted for treachery and sabotage, which were the specialties of the villainous Really Rottens team.

As with most Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoons of the 1970s, the basic plot and theme of each episode was mostly generic and repetitive. The two "good guy" teams, the Scooby Doobies and the Yogi Yahooeys, were good friends and their respective team members gladly helped each other whenever they got into a jam. The Really Rottens, however, always cheated and pulled dirty tricks -- and ultimately they would wind up the losers in most episodes. Much like Dick Dastardly typically the Really Rottens would be just on the verge of winning, before they would make a fatal error at the very end that allowed one of the other two teams to end up at the top. Occasionally, though, the Rottens' cheating technique wouldn't actually be against the rules, with them actually winning in a few episodes (there was even one episode where they won through sheer chance). The final episode, climaxing on the moon, was a three-way tie.

Only one complete season of Laff-A-Lympics episodes were produced, with eight new episodes combined with reruns for the second season of Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (billed as Scooby's All-Stars). When it premiered in the fall of 1977, the series consisted of several segments, including "Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels" (which led off the two-hour program and later was spun off onto its own half-hour show), "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" (both of which featured a small number of newly-produced segments alongside repeated segments from earlier seasons) and the "Laff-A-Lympics" segments themselves. The show resurfaced in 1980 as a half-hour series on its own (sans the "Captain Caveman," "Scooby-Doo" and "Dynomutt" cartoons) and titled Scooby's Laff-A-Lympics, and was rerun at various other points during the 1980s on ABC. It has also been frequently re-run in later years as Laff-A-Lympics on USA Cartoon Express, Cartoon Network and Boomerang.

[edit] Teams

[edit] The Scooby Doobies

The Scooby Doobies

This team drew mainly from the 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, particularly the "mystery-solving" series derived from Scooby-Doo, whose titular character served as team captain. Among its members are:

• characters from Scooby-Doo:
  • Scooby-Doo (team captain)
  • Shaggy Rogers
  • Scooby-Dum
• characters from Dynomutt, Dog Wonder:
  • Dynomutt
  • The Blue Falcon
• characters from Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels:
  • Captain Caveman
  • Brenda
  • Dee Dee
  • Taffy
• characters from Speed Buggy:
  • Speed Buggy
  • Tinker
• Babu from Jeannie
• Hong Kong Phooey

[edit] The Yogi Yahooeys

This team drew mainly from the 1950s and 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoons, and is the only team made up completely of anthropomorphic animals. Grape Ape is the only post-1962 character in the line-up. Among its members are:

• characters from The Huckleberry Hound Show:
  • Yogi Bear (team captain)
  • Boo-Boo Bear
  • Cindy Bear
  • Huckleberry Hound
  • Pixie
  • Dixie
  • Mr. Jinks
  • Hokey Wolf
• characters from Quick Draw McGraw:
  • Quick Draw McGraw
  • Snooper
  • Blabber
  • Augie Doggie
  • Doggie Daddy
• Yakky Doodle from The Yogi Bear Show
• Wally Gator from The Hanna-Barbera New Cartoon Series
• The Great Grape Ape from The New Tom and Jerry/Grape Ape Show

[edit] The Really Rottens

The Really Rottens

This team is made up of villain characters, and, excepting Mumbly, is composed of original characters (though various Dalton Brothers appeared in 1950s and 1960s shorts, these particular three were new). Among its members are:

• Mumbly from The New Tom & Jerry/Grape Ape/Mumbly Show (team captain; he bears a strong resemblance to Muttley from Wacky Races)
• Dread Baron (he bears a strong resemblance to Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races)
• The Dalton Brothers: villanous cowboys (also appeared in Quick Draw McGraw):
  • Dinky
  • Dirty
  • Dastardly (no relation to Dick Dastardly)
• The Creepleys, monsters in the mold of The Munsters and the Gruesomes from The Flintstones:
  • Mr. Creepley
  • Mrs. Creepley
  • Junior Creepley
• The Great Fondoo, an evil magician whose spells never work like intended.
• Magic Rabbit, the Great Fondoo's pet, who is more annoying than evil. He only said one word "Brak!"
• Daisy Mayhem, a mean-spirited hillbilly apparently based upon Lil Abner characters, particularly Moonbeam McSwine, and her patch-eyed pig, Sooey
• Orful Octopus, a crooked version of Squiddly Diddly

[edit] Episodes

[edit] Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics (1977-78)

• The Swiss Alps and Tokyo, Japan (September 10, 1977)
  • Events - Downhill Ski Contest, Ice Skating, Toboggan Race, Sumo Wrestling, One-Point Tennis, Baseball Batting Contest
  • Guest stars - Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (105 points)

• Acapulco and England (September 17, 1977)
  • Events - Cliff Diving, Underwater Relay, Speed Boat Race, Big Ben Tower Climb, Fox Hunt, Skateboard Polo
  • Guest star - Jabberjaw
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (70 points)

• Florida and China (September 24, 1977)
  • Events - Swamp Buggy Race, Waterski Contest, Auto Track Race, Rickshaw Race, Ping Pong, Gymnastics
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (115 points)

• The Sahara Desert and Scotland (October 1, 1977)
  • Events - Dune Buggy Race, Fill Up the Oasis Race, Loch Ness Photograph Race, Three Legged Kilt Race
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (70 points)

• France and Australia (October 8, 1977)
  • Events - Tour de France Bicycle Race, Eiffel Tower Climb, Boomerang Throw, Kangaroo Race
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (120 points)

• Athens, Greece and the Ozarks (October 15, 1977)
  • Events - Pole Vault, Disco Throw (Discus), Rail Cart Race, Keelboat Race
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (105 points)

• Italy and Kitty Hawk, North Carolina (October 22, 1977)
  • Events - Motor Scooter Race, Canal Boat Race, Hang Gliding, Skydiving, Hot Air Balloon Race
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (85 points)

• Egypt and Sherwood Forest (October 29, 1977)
  • Events - Touch the Tip of the Pyramid, Camel Race, Armor Foot Race, Princess Rescue Contest
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)

• Spain and the Himalayas (November 5, 1977)
  • Events - Bullfight, Gypsy Wagon Race, Hang the Bell on the Abominable Snowman, Climbing Mount Everest
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)

• India and Israel (November 12, 1977)
  • Events - Tiger Hunt, Elephant Bark Race, Sun Sail Sledding Contest, Reed Boat Race
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (100 points)

• Africa and San Francisco (November 19, 1977)
  • Events - Jungle Boat Race, Vine Swinging Contest, Rollerskating, Fishing
  • Guest star - Jabberjaw
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (80 points)

• The Grand Canyon and Ireland (November 26, 1977)
  • Events - Burro Race, Tightrope Race, Catch the Leprechaun, Hole-in-one Golf Tournament
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (135 points)

• Hawaii and Norway (December 3, 1977)
  • Events - Surfing, Outrigger Race, Viking Longboat Races, Long Jump Wearing Snowshoes
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)

• North Pole and Tahiti (December 10, 1977)
  • Events - Dog Sled Races, Igloo Building Contest, Around the Reef Paddleboat Race, Sandcastle Building Contest
  • Guest stars - Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (120 points)

• Arizona and Holland (December 17, 1977)
  • Events - Wild Bronc Riding Contest, Steer Roping, Windmill Riding contest, Dyke Building Contest
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (75 points)

• Quebec and Baghdad (December 24, 1977)
  • Events - Lacrosse Batting, Canadian Tree Cutting, Flying Carpet Races, Magic Rope Climbing
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (65 points)

[edit] Scooby's All-Stars (1978-79)

• Russia and the Caribbean (September 9, 1978)
  • Events - Siberian Moose Marathon, Dancing Race Through Moscow, Porpoise Race, Bluebeard's Treasure Hunt
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (100 points)

• New York and Turkey (September 16, 1978)
  • Events - Hansom Carriage Race, Crown the Statue of Liberty, Unicycle Race, Swimming Relay Race
  • Winners - The Really Rottens (75 points)

• South America and Transylvania (September 23, 1978)
  • Events - Bull Lasso Contest, Rubber Raft Race, Spooky Scavenger Hunt, Log Roll Race
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (90 points)

• French Riviera and New Zealand (September 30, 1978)
  • Events - Soapbox Derby, Free Flight Kite Contest, Ostrich Race, Mud Puddle Tug-of-War
  • Guest star - Fred Flintstone
  • Winners - The Scooby Doobies (90 points)

• New Orleans and Atlantis (October 7, 1978)
  • Events - Antique Aircraft Distance Race, Chinese Dragon Race, Sea Horse Race, Mermaid Rescue
  • Guest star - Jabberjaw
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (70 points)

• Morocco and Washington, D.C. (October 14, 1978)
  • Events - Roller Scooter Race, Sand Chariot Race, Rally Race, Marine Corp. Obstacle Course
  • Winners - The Really Rottens (75 points)

• Canada and Warsaw, Poland (October 21, 1978)
  • Events - Get Your Man Contest, Dog Sled Race, Freestyle Pole Vault, Pogostick Race
  • Winners - The Yogi Yahooeys (85 points)

• Siam and the Moon (October 28, 1978)
  • Events - Siamese Sampan Race, 3-Way Soccer, Rocket Race, Moon Foot Race
  • Winners - For the last episode, all three teams win (80 points)

Overall standings: The Scooby Doobies 14 wins, The Yogi Yahooeys 7 wins, The Really Rottens 2 wins and 1 three way tie.

My Very First Book....

I have to say thank you to my gurl Niarotica for coming up with this idea and doing so much work to make this happen.

That's right Chocolatezeus' first book has just come to life today. Come on and enjoy heated, ridiculous erotica from the minds of the Mango sensation (Niarotica) and the Chocolate one (Me..LOL). You will be set afire and inspired to do something TRULY adult.

http://www.lulu.com/content/1172386


*tell your friends. Get some as a gift and inspiration for those you know*

IT'S HOT!!!

Revelations

It came to past
that our relationship didn't last
that we out grew our desires

now here we are
in the aftermath
the rapture of what happened

no longer feeling anything
a mirror to understanding

leveled against realizations
came the

Revelations

though we were meant to be
that things lead another way
A path that crippled the rest of things

Revelations
came and showed us
reality

understanding
that we were ending


from the chocolatezeus collection 9/4/07 (c)